foxalmighty

100 Things Gaara Would Never Do 1. Stand on a cliff and weep while his hair blows in the wind sad-movie style. 2. Get eyebrows tattooed on and forever look surprised. 3. waterskii in the Olympics. 4. Get his arm stuck in his sand-gourd. 5. Randomly start speaking Spanish instead of Japanese to confuse the hell out of the translators. 6. Fall asleep in a sandbox because it reminds him of home. 7. Inform a random Organization XIII member that they smell like a saddle. (mmm leather) 8. Have his picture taken wearing one of those Micky Mouse ear hats. 9. Design a line of panties with huge-sparkley-eyed kitties on them. 10. Challenge a c